On the contrary, I think I established my Sully douche baggery credentials when I started with “As a Pats fan.”

As a Pats fan, I’ve always felt bad for Welker. I feel bad that he dropped that pass in the Superbowl, I feel bad that he never got a ring, and I feel bad that he has racked up all of these concussions. I wish he would just retire to the horse tracks or become an analyst, but, as Barry elaborated on, it’s not mine, or…

I doubt it. I didn’t read anything about the game including a God Mode.

Great article.

Lucy v. Zehmer. And no, I didn’t remember that off the top of my head. I had to google “drunk farmer contracts case” and it was the first result.

Something tells me you wouldn’t say that to Jonny Gomes in a supermarket.

I always felt like the closest D3-D1 comparisons would be in baseball. I live in New England, and I think top flight D3 programs could compete, if not beat, the BCs and Northeastern’s of the world. I think once you got below the Mason Dixon line D3 schools wouldn’t stand much of a chance, though.

I was a daily user for the better part of 8 years and have recently cut back to only toking on the weekends. The dreams I was having the first few weeks when I cut back were crazy. Not scary just random and wild.

Deadspin needs to sign David Shoemaker aka TheMaskedMan to a deal immediately. Guy is way too good to not be employed.

Haha I hear that. Just thought I’d share. I used to take Claritin, but I’ve found Zyrtec is much better for animal allergies.

I have a bad cat allergy (and asthma). My gf got a cat when we didn’t live together. Thought about allergy shots, giving the cat away, etc. when we moved in. I started taking Zyrtec and Flonase daily, and it has done the trick. We live together now with the cat and there are no problems. He even sleeps on our bed. He…

What’s the hard part?

I was just looking at how many calories are in a large Oreo shake from BK. 970 calories with 137 grams of sugar. Holy shit.

The GF caught me driving through McDonald’s for breakfast after I dropped her off at the train. She was very, very upset.

Nope. Most of us are dickheads, try as I might to deny it.

The Constitution should protect our God-given right to sneak in fat-boy treats when no one is looking.

God, Konami sucks at EVERYTHING. A 2 month non-compete clause? What’s the point of even having one then?

WAY TO GO JUMBOS!!!!! SO PROUD TO BE AN ALUM RIGHT NOW!!!!!! T-U-F-T-S!!!!!!!!!!!

Same here. My first play through was just white generic Shep, and I pretty much played things down the middle. My second play through was with black Shep, and I was a complete a-hole. I really enjoyed ripping the Citadel Council every chance I had. It’s funny how you can be a dick to everyone and they kind of have to…

Yeah, exactly. I’m a black guy in GTA Online and have definitely had some racial shit yelled at me during my sessions. Pathetic.