Storm Eagle rules. That game still has the best soundtrack in video game history in my opinion.

I’m a white dude who has played video games all my life. In the past few years, all the characters whose looks I can control I have made black or female. Playing as a musclebound white dude just gets so old. I played Mass Effect as a black Sheppard and it was different and cool.

When I was maybe 19, my family ordered Chinese food to the house. I destroyed pork fried rice, General Tso, dumplings, everything. I’m a big guy but I was still pretty full. I was going out with a few buddies that night who hadn’t eaten yet. We all decide to stop at Qdoba. For whatever reason, even though I was…

Holy shit man you are OBSESSED with Brady and the Patriots! What’s it gonna take for you to get over it? Genuinely curious.

My girlfriend is from Texas and is a ridiculous die hard Rangers fan. I watched probably 60 Rangers games this year start to finish. Fun team with a cool park. Hope they make a little noise in the AL.

The bitching is so subjective, too. Big Papi strikes a pose and flips his bat on about 70% of the homeruns he hits and I don’t hear people say shit. If you’re wondering why youth baseball is on the decline, it’s because fun is getting litigated out of the game by Unwritten Rules LLC.

Especially Tito. Guy used to cover for all of Manny’s hilariously stupid shit all the time.

The last thing this guy should do is tell on his sister. If she was asking him for say coke, or god forbid meth, then I’d say that’s appropriate. Telling on her would 1) put a strain on their relationship and 2) could be ammo for her to tell on him as well. I’d say just give her a small amount in a controlled…

Who’s better?

Nah, DC lost in his attempt to win the real belt. He got his face caved in by Bones for 5 rounds.

Agreed. Although Jones’ suspension was by the UFC, Diaz’s was from the NSAC I believe.

Are you aware of these things called weight classes?

Yeah you can thank Jimmy Fallon for getting a nation to think that’s all we say here.

There’s absolutely no way that is a put on. If it is, they should both sign lifetime contracts to be Boston character actors.

Hell yeah man. Started thinning pretty bad in my early 20s, went for the full shave a few years back. It’s been the best look of my life.

I’m in the same boat. I’m 28 now, Started noticing it going when I was in college, around 20. Went through all 5 stages of grief. Luckily I can grow a beard and I don’t have a Shane Battier-style bald head. It also helps that I had stupid hair my whole life and the shaved head has been my best look.

Haha here you are again on your anti-Patriots crusade. Again, I love it. Does my team cheat? Yes. It’s awesome. Cheat to win. Sorry sportsball gets you so worked up.

Yeah don’t be sorry. I’m done denying this cheating. Full heel mode from now on. Lie, cheat, steal Eddie Guerrero style.

I’ll take my pussy team and 4 Superbowls any day of the week. I don’t know why people get so up in arms about my team cheating. It’s just a game. Your team should cheat too, it’s working out swimmingly for the Pats.

Dude you’ve been in here cryyyinnnnnnn about the Pats for weeks. It’s hilarious.