It’s magic and fairy dust to fool the masses (I mean senses).

My wife loves these, I don’t have any idea why other than to eventually break the bank account.

Pac-man and Big Birds love child?

It doesn’t look like his mustang was Old Faithful.

Yeah, you couldn’t give me a Dodge (unless it is a Viper).

I hate these things. Is it a hatchback with a sliding door? A mini- minivan? No wonder Plymouth is gone and Mitsu is in the shitter.

So true!

This looks like one of the better cared for examples. Yes there are some areas of improvement but overall well worth the price.

Volkswagen Golf Sportswagen sounds like a good match, except the diesel is a bit load and he can’t have it here in the US.

I was thinking more along the lines of most mid and rear engine cars that have scoops and vents in the back where the air intake is.

If the Wankel is in its ass, why the radiator screen up front? Hmmm

There are 3 bad choices in that picture.

That ginger has no soul. Not at that many miles.

The want is strong with this one. (But I still don’t know why!)

Wagon - Check

With a powertrain warranty! Quick, call DeMuro.

Yet you would give us the records from the maintenance. This one has none. Nice ride BTW.

Yeah I know, I love this body style and the engine itself is great, it’s all the other little gremlins that add up. Not to mention the regular maintenance cost.

17 year old Benz with 114k on the odd? No thanks, all those electronic goodies have to be going to shit by now.

Relax, I’m a professional