How is this weird? I can’t imagine a better way to die. Upside down, on fire, 40 feet up in a tree.

Nash- ty. I said that in my head as Sean Connery. Shaken not stirred.

But doesn’t an LS makes everything great?? Here’s the saved ad http://www.craigslistadsaver.com/view.php?name=WeirdNash

Hello neighbor.

If I buy a 2.5 million USD car, I should be able to die in that car as I crash at speeds over 280mph, without Bugatti’s permission.

Swedish: Check

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Jose and Hose B were taken to the hospital. I hope they’re ok.

Too soon?

Mee mother mee moo moids moo midenmimied mare mot mammom mexammles.

Deal with it.

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

It takes 14,000 lbs of batteries to power a cube truck ?

Oh lovely. It’s being used as a limo.

I used to drink Andre from the bottle.

Remember, kids: F1 at 7 am EST from Belgium! Excitement to match thi—

Amazon Car Reviews? So like Yelp, minus the pretentiousness and basic attention to literary quality? I get there are a couple clever zingers here and there, but nothing even in the neighborhood to the Three Wolf Moon-level snark.

The fact that they bought a Dodge doesn’t reinforce their efforts to seem smarter. They value money more highly than procreation. Cool! They still have shit taste in cars.

I find it disturbing that you assume Walter is a woman.

Here’s the Pope throwing rosary beads at some girl on Bourbon St during Marti Gras. Wait - is he supposed to be doing that??