"Apple is literally your dad."

I can't believe nobody has made an app called iBleed

I'm a Washington native and a life-long relatively die hard Washington fan, and these people are the dumbest of the fucking dumbest. There is an odd, nostalgic part of me that will feel the loss of something from my childhood (when I was a kid, I thought the name had to do with the color of the football, actually),…

Do you have any statistics that show that public sector employees have more slow time than private sector ones?

LONG LIVE GEOCITIES!

No. No they are not.

In 2014, a Federal Communications Commission employee indulged in some pornographic me-time for eight hours per week because "he was bored."

I didn't go to UChicago but I think it's a little myopic to think this is a problem unique to them or that your university didn't have any problems with sexual assault whatsoever. This is not a UChicago problem or a Columbia problem or a Harvard problem (or the myriad other schools that have gotten newspaper cover…

When I got denied back in 2012, I was so depressed. Now that I've heard about multiple hate-crime/racist behaviors, exploding toilets due to university negligence, and now terrible mishandling of sexual assault, I am so THANKFUL I did not end up there. It gave me the opportunity to attend a college that had one of the…

"Lol"

Because that's not how adjudication of these cases really works. In the real world, each party gives their version of the events surrounding the alleged assault. A person doesn't just say "I didn't consent" or "She did consent" and then that's the end of the matter. In the real world, much more detail would be…

I'm not a legal expert but I think the way this would change things is in this scenario.

Hi, your friendly Title IX Coordinator here. This law creates a uniform explanation for what consent looks like, feels like, and sounds like. It basically sets behavioral expectations for students and it creates a clear(er) definition of consent for those responsible for adjudicating sexual assault on campus. If,…

Jesus, I just read that Time article. It's acting like this scenario is going to happen: boyfriend and girlfriend have sex and forget to sign waivers indicating which sexual acts are and aren't off the table. Boyfriend and girlfriend are both executed by firing squad.

The law is great - it really shouldn't be hard to understand.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, JUST ASK PEOPLE FOR CONSENT?!?!?!

What weirdos want to have sex with someone who is not clearly, affirmatively, consenting? I mean, really, having sex with someone who either cannot or did not affirmatively consent has to be a similar experience to having sex with a corpse.

To the people who object to this: Do you want to take the chance that you are going to have sex with someone who is not 100% consenting? If the answer is in any way "Yes", you need to take a good, long look at yourself.

"It is not difficult not to rape someone. " That right there. Well put. The mic you broke when it hit the floor might be taken out of your paycheck, though. But worth it, I would think....