“The boy. He your son?”
“No. He is my Padawan. Something between a student and an apprentice.”

A lot of the time in other lines of business, an interaction with an upset customer is a face to face encounter. The customer explains their gripe, the employee gives an explanation, apologizes, and everyone typically moves along without any lasting issue. This is as serious as probably 95% of negative interactions…

Someone get these two on a conference call with Dana White!

They’re not all white, which makes this that much more hilarious.

Then get no sympathy and continue to struggle on your own.

Make sure you have something to wipe away your tears handy.

If nothing else, his corn game is KD level NBA ready.

You hang around a site you apparently hate because you’re an empty and worthless person

So it’s sleep, the thing that’s keeping the Darkos of the world separate from the LeBrons. I’ve never needed more of a reason to go to sleep and never wake up.

Good god, you hit this out of the stadium

Except only bootlicking idiots think Mayfield is being a dick in this situation. All those quotes you made up would only have made the person saying them look like a generic and dishonest cornball. Instead, he said something that may not have even been completely honest, but was at least a little closer to what I’d…

One of the guys at the local gym stole your girlfriend?

Interesting. The way these guys work out, train, diet, cut weight, and everything everything else that goes along with the sport would make it seem to me like there’s no lack of self-control. Especially compared to some random fellow on the internet who probably feels like a stud if they hit the Planet Fitness twice…

Dada “died” during the fight but he didn’t stay dead. Kimbo is out of respawns.

The fact that you said “futbol/soccer” makes it clear to me that you are absolutely not the type of person who should me making these sorts of claims.

I like the way you link back to old Deadspin articles like a good boy.

They don’t really have any pieces aside from Kemba himself to dangle for a possible trade, and this certainly isn’t a franchise that’ll have free agents fighting to sign-on if Kemba is the one and only bright spot. I don’t see how Charlotte can possibly win in this situation.

Edit: Eh, forget it.

Nobody did, really. The turn from the fanbase on him had definitely already started, but the way the Sunday fuck up accelerated it was honestly incredible. From fans to teammates apparently, everyone knew he was done in Green Bay.

Is anyone on the WWE roster taking issue with this or are they all licking boots here?