“Instead of owning up to having a real human reaction to incredible pain, I’ll throw my much lesser paid offensive line under the bus for not LITERALLY picking me up off the ground fast enough. My brother could have been MVP.”

This is the most offensive piece of abstract art since Piss Christ.

He made the quick realization once the punch was thrown that his video, that he maybe initially only intended for friends to see, had instantly escalated to become Deadspin material and that he needed to do some QUICK image rehab in order to minimize the number of comments making observations like yours. Guy needs a…

The only NFL game I’ve ever gone to was in Buffalo. I was wise enough to dress in neutral colors, but I did see two Bills fans get into a fight over their spots in a bathroom queue, so I felt like I got the full experience.

They’re four games in, you lunatic. The Celtics will be fine, but I’m worried about you.

Seriously. These people can’t separate themselves from their weird spectacle enough to realize pretty quickly that this wasn’t just another act? As others have said, it probably would have been smart for there to be some sort of an announcement ahead of time, but still, doesn’t take a fucking genius to see that it was …

It was funny, you concern troll.

You know, in this world, watching this NFL, it wouldn’t actually surprise me to see this exact thing happen.

Bro you are such a bad ass. I feel threatened.

A very physical chair? Not a make-believe one?

That basketball team must have been incredibly shitty if all they could find for a captain was this fucking guy. Although I’m sure he was quite scrappy and played with ALL HEART.

Good point. Nobody has ever lied under threat of legal consequences before.

Ford is NOT the only one who matters here, you imbecile. The outcome of all this will effect every person in the U.S in some form or another.

...that have both opened up that part of their world to our needless scrutiny because one of them made a youtube video.

Genuine question: what was it that made you join in the first place? 

I agree. Without this, boxing could have continued to be an honest and honorable sport, like it’s always been.

I don’t believe it’s been confirmed or anything, but there was some chatter about this involving someone who had been knocked out of the tournament earlier on.

You know that people are going to call you out on this bullshit argument every single time. Why do you, and other imbeciles like you, still attempt it?

Holy shit, my heart stops. FOUR YARDS PER CARRY?!

JJ made $23 million last season.