Does someone need to translate to Madden-speak for you?

Do they really? That’s kinda crazy.

It is THE BED for underage familial rape.

Yeah, nothing comes up. But I get your point.

Hey man you’re alright.

Holy shit you are a mess.

You’re getting stars for this. I wish I were Draymond, then.

So where exactly is this horrible white backlash to her nomination? It doesn’t seem to exist at all, as far as I’ve seen. Or are you just making shit up? Every white progressive person I know, and I live in NY, is for her, just like they were for Obama.

Nobody thinks there are actually rules. There’s only the fact that sucker punching (sucker smushing?) a person makes you a coward bitch no matter what the outcome of the fight.

How fun would it be to see some NFL all-pros balling out in the Arena League though?

Imagine living your life feeling like you owe such a fealty to a fucking pizza man. These people deserve all the PJ’s they can shove down their maw.

If the sweaty beet-red face and bald head don’t already have your rearhole quivering with anticipation, just think about how sexy it’ll be when the Ménière’s strikes and you catch several hot ropes of Monster Energy vomit down your back.

Dana White did 9/11

LeBron would be like 39-40 years old when Jr. becomes eligible for the draft, so it’s definitely not impossible, but I doubt the guy would still be throwing down windmill dunks like we see in the video.

Fine, probably...

Fuck off cunt.

It was a great run. I went to five Finals. It was great fun.

Are your fee-fees hurt?

How’s your wife?

Didn’t even realize my mistake until after I posted. Feels bad.