Krokodil.

If the boyfriend managed to post bail before she was booked, this would have been some kind of meth addict version of Romeo and Juliet.

Did they find a Spanish Prisoner in the closet, too?

The Lyin', the Witch, and the Wardrobe

This is the one that gets me. I can't stop laughing.

That gently bearded man will haul his piano up the fire escape of your Brooklyn apartment and sit outside your window playing Billy Joel's "Piano Man" in the style of Bon Iver as you fall asleep under your DIY antique mosquito net bed canopy.

Goodwill wouldn't even take this shirt.

Tom: Preserve appears to be a lifestyle website for people who really like Bon Iver but make shit tons of money working in, like, finance or something.

Listen, lady. It's like when black people call themselves the n word. Years ago I introduced it into my regular vocabulary, having purposefully decided to take the power of the word back. It used to shock people I know, now nobody even bats an eye. So you can lecture all you want about misogyny and such, but if people…

How about no damn blinky GIFs, period? They're not clever, they add nothing, and they send me straight to the comments instead of reading the article.

I really wanted to read this, but as usual I'm just scrolling down to the bottom to bitch about all the fucking GIFs. Why every website has to have 50 different moving and blinking parts is beyond me. Maybe I have some sort of learning disability or something, but I can't read something when there are photos blinking…

How about designing a car that has a place to put your purse. Just a thought.

Pockets. Pockets in your pants! Pockets in your dresses! Pockets in your skirts! MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS TO STORE YOUR SHIT.

Shark Week packages! Cardboard boxes with pads, tampons, menstrual cups whatever, midol, chocolate, whatever...with brightly coloured outsides.

how about button down shirts that are sized according to bra size and waist size? For example instead of my usual large size shirt, it would be 36D / 30.

18. Doggy style. Just, doggy style. What horrible person invented this?

How is the headline on this not: MoMo is the New FoMo and that will Freak You Out FoSho...MoFo ?

I have always thought that Leighton Meester should replace Kirsten Stewart in all her roles. Twilight and Snow White wouldn't have been better movies but at least we would have gotten a way more expresive actress. And she would be higher profile :(

"It's the thing that blindsides you on an idle Tuesday that's tragic but that also makes you who you are."

Full disclosure: Blake Lively made me her nemesis when she caused my SO's favorite wedding venue (across the road from where he grew up and where he worked doing tours and living history) to skyrocket in price. So, I am biased but I still think "Preserve" sounds like an anti-aging cream that smells of formaldehyde.…