Alright, alright, you've convinced me!

I would watch the fuck out of an Eric and Pam spinoff.

My brother is working on Ted 2. He says it looks like it will be awful. But hey, they paid him for 2 months to do nothing when filming was delayed due to Mila Kunis dropping out, so whatever, he'll take the paycheck.

He honestly is what my brain was envisioning when I read "American Psycho" so it's nice to see the personification.

Courtney Stodden feasted upon a vegetarian hot dog while clad in a lettuce bikini...

I've read that term a gazillion times on the internet. I honestly don't understand how people have avoided it until now

I hear they have a hut set aside for us crones. I'll bring the good box wine!

I am literally laughing at what's come to pass as Jezebel has tried harder and harder to reach a bizarrely young demographic... no less than six (so far) "wtf does this mean? I've never heard it" comments, and counting. (And that doesn't even take recommends into account.)

Did you type that on a vinatge Apple II while a Smiths song played in the background?

Let me share some old-school Jez advice that might help in understanding:

UGH, Tristans! Amirite? Mine is a cousin. He's like, the only cousin I don't really like. Because he's such a lame-jerk tristan about everything all the time.

This quote from Perez's article bothered me, too: "Even though it's still in her belly, she took her unborn child on a family outing..." No shit, she brought her fetus with? As if she could just shuck it off and leave it with a fetus-sitter for the afternoon...

Do they still hide their pregnant women away in England like they did in the Victorian times? I've seen a thousand and one Daily Mail posts that include some variation of "flaunting her bump" [gag], so it must be a big fucking deal to see a pregnant lady in the wild.

Joyce Carol Oates will be relieved to know my domestic feline has defeated anorexia.

God! Another big white gap. When will you include gaps of color?

NANCY DREW??? WHY NOT THE HARDY BOYS!?!?!?

I have a completely rational fear of being sexually assaulted or raped. That's a huge reason to have women-only bathrooms.

Because we don't want to look at your dicks?

I have to admit, from a design viewpoint, the icon is terrible. I mean, what's the message that they're trying to send? That transgenders are fat men trying to fit into skirts too small for them? That they're monsters who are half of each?

I like how Brian Kilmeade added something about being confused about why the torso was so big and the skirt so small, I don't know why that struck me as REALLY dumb and annoying but it does and he is.