This is brilliant. Everyone knows that the best way to let people know that the government has grown too large and much of it is unnecessary and wasteful and really hammer home the point that you are different—that you are not big and unnecessary and wasteful—is to print more than 200,000 sheets of paper to use as a…

You’re all invited to the party I’m throwing when Mueller indicts Jared Kushner and Donny, Jr.

He is just so, so, so fucking stupid. There really aren’t any other words for it. He is just colossally, monumentally stupid.

Canadian vandalism.

It’s funny because it’s almost like 1/3 of Americans are unadulterated morons!

“I’m thankful for Robert Mueller.”

I agree with Bill Hicks - “Jesus is like Elvis. I love the dude, but hate the fans.”

These people have less in common with Jesus Christ than I do - and I’m an atheist.

This is the worst Dreyfuss affair of all time.

Mood:

This is why the conservative media has been on full-on freak-out mode this week.

God his presidency feel so like Camelot at this point.

Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?

why do so many of these guys look like piles of putrid neck fat?

Still a fan of the original.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.

“Women are sacred, except for the selfish Frederica Wilson.”

John Kelly would have been “a kid growing up” in the 50s and 60s. I know the old folks all tend to be a little selective in recalling the good ol’ days, but holy fucking mother of fuck, people. If a man of his supposed intelligence really believes the 19fucking50s were the glory days for women being “looked upon with…

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”