There are a few Hollywood celebs that I would be really surprised to find out are sexual predators. Steven Seagal is not among them.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

And then Louis Gossett Jr. Shows up and gets pregnant.

I shook my head in shame for the country when I saw a NYT headline that was something like, “So, what is a dotard anyway?”

People have a right to protest. That is the bloody essence of America.

You stabbing Jennifer Jason Leigh in the back by not including her in your list:

Agutter could/should/would be somewhere on that list as well ;)

What about Jennifer Tilly?

Walter Shaub: first boring-looking middle-aged dude I’ve ever wanted to fling my panties at.

Good.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

He nominated one woman to prove he’s not sexist.

Did anyone read Frank Miller’s Give Me Liberty comics from about 20 years ago? Because the past few years of political shenanigans made it seem somewhat prophetic.

- DC Executives

This science fiction film uses fictional science! It’s an outrage!

Man gold-digging trophy wives sure cause trouble.