I agree with Trump making MAGMA. Make magma flow all over the world until it is nothing but a burnt husk. Let the magma burn away all signs of man. Curse the magma as it marches across our lands. Watch the magma consume those that anger it, those that disobey it. This is the future we deserve.

I really do wish I could say I’m shocked that he made his response to a terrible natural disaster about himself, but, well, here we are.

Could you imagine the look on Trump’s face if he had to do that?

Said it before and I will say it again: Tammy Duckworth 2020.

You might not care when you’re bleeding to death, but what about when you’re dealing with the anguish of bone spurs?

I am still absolutely fucking flabbergasted that the US Treasury Secretary is married to the In Congo’s Shadow woman.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t have lips.

That was so many rights that she ended up home twice.

Marc Maron in GLOW changed my opinion about him and gave his podcast a second chance.

So he definitely murdered her.

Why the hate? That group looking for the ark included some very nice people.

Another shot. This is the president of the United States literally trying to view the eclipse by squinting at it.

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

“Goo” is a kick-ass album, but this tune from “Sister” (1987) will forever be my favorite SY tune. Saw them perform at a dark little hole called the Lost Horizon in Syracuse. Good times, great music.

This little gem from War Games. Mind blown.

“A towel, [The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of…

Always know where your towel is.

“You are literally the person in the photo.”