How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

That’s why it sounded so familiar! Gassenhauer was in Badlands.

“Sd!” - Trump

he’s quite the statesman, our president, and orator...see how effortlessly his calumny rubs shoulders with his predecessor’s wisdom.

Oh god, if only we had Jeeves to set him straight...

Donald Trump isn’t a billionaire and he doesn’t have a ton of cash. Only Duestche Bank will loan him money because he’s helping them launder it for the Russian mob. His properties are all probably being used as fronts. One in Soho already got busted for that exact reason. If he had a ton of liquidity, American banks…

The biggest crime of all is that Pence used an AOL email account after the turn of the century. Did he also use Geocities to build Indiana.gov?

How do you know the combination to my luggage???

At least he will support an investigation into this matter, right?

Also, fly as fuck as Zoe Washburne, Firefly. Love her, Gina Torres. Gorgeous.

I guess the foot’s on the other hand now, isn’t it…

I think I have a photo of him being arrested

Resign. Resign is the word you were looking for.

Such a heartening sign when the future attorney-general lies under oath.

+ A-1

Oh, it’s a perfectly cromulent university. Forbco University, 123 Sizzler St. Flavortown, USA

FORBCO UNIVERSITY?!?!? LOLOLOLOL.!