I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

NDA’s should be against the law in this case. Trump is no longer the CEO of a private company. He is the employee of 320 million people. Please tell me this violates some form of the Freedom of Information Act. If it doesn’t, someone needs to fucking get on that. The transition and everything that follows is part of…

He flew too close to the batshit sun.

Good. Fuck this guy.

I fixed it.

Every time I here about that movie I wonder if it’s this one or the James Spader car accident porn one. It’s never the James Spader.

We can have interdimensional tentacled monsters in Guardians but not in Watchmen. I think this settles every Marvel vs DC argument ever.

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

This is a prime example of how his business interests are a threat to national security and international relations.

Look he can’t hel...

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

But but butbutbut doesn’t he WANT those “millions of illegal voters” exposed? Is he going to let all that “widespread voter fraud” go undiscovered and unpunished? I thought he said we have a fraud problem— therefore, the only thing to do is recount the votes!

Shame on you.

That feeling when a ressurected Jesus Christ would get along better with Satanists than a good 95 percent of his own flock.

I would love to hear what Lily Tomlin has to say about this. She’s the only one I feel bad for here, being dragged in the middle of some petty high school shit.

IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO TO COURT I’LL BE HAPPY TO TESTIFY FOR YOU THAT GUY WAS A DRUNKEN MANIAC

MBCock: *SWOOOOOOOON*

Is there a celebrity with a higher success to talent ratio than Kathy Griffin? She’s the Kiss of comedians.

Ergo, ipso, facto, Colombo, Oreo!