George Glass could not be reached for comment.

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

Well no shit. They’ve already established clean drinking water isn’t.

As far as I’m concerned:

Fun fact: Olive Oyl was in the original Thimble Theatre comic strip ten years before Popeye.

These scene from Three Women, burned into my brain for all eternity:

It may not be as pretty, but your mouth won’t care.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

it looks like theyre all auditioning for the same commercial spot

They look like a single woman, at different ages of her life.

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

you know what i will miss most about obama?

He constantly looks like he’s seen some next level horror movie shit this past week.

Every time I have encountered some ultra racist, white power type of person they are bar none the dumbest people imaginable. Skipping over their beliefs for a second, I mean they don’t have a basic grasp of spelling, language, geography, math, critical thinking or anything that would render them “superior”. Given…

That’s the whole genius of Trump’s campaign: it’s just a massive MadLibs for angry while folk.

“You see when he says he’s going to ‘Make America Great Again’, he means that he’s going to (verb) the (noun) so that the (noun) is (adjective)! He really understands me!”

“Why won’t anyone respect my right to be a racist?”

“Different viewpoints need to be respected,” he continued, before explaining that the Republican presidential candidate’s positions have been misinterpreted. “When Trump says he wants to ban Muslims, he doesn’t really mean that. That’s never going to happen. What he really means is he wants extreme vetting.”

I want to feel bad about Melania but I can not.