These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

I bet you know who Rita Ora is though.

Death Proof and Planet Terror are works of modern art. I WILL FITE YOU

Quentin Tarantino is like the talented version of Gwyneth Paltrow for me. As a person I wish he’d just stop talking. But as an artist? Wow.

Why is it disgusting? I would not mind if he came to my HBCU. I support his right to speak and if my campus said we would host any candidate who got 5% or more, then we would honor our word. Even if it is person we do not like or have the same views.

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.

I’ve noticed that a lot of Woke Internet Progressives have a very “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander” attitude. While this can be cathartic, it’s not exactly a recipe for good relations going forward.

I loved when the debate was over and Clinton just peacocked across the stage directly in front of Trump with a big victorious smile on her face while he was still seething at his podium.

36 Chambers came out in 1993!

Trump is the first Ring Your Doorbell And Run candidate.

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

I read an article that after Brexit, hate crimes spiked 41% in England and Wales. The Miranda Kerr thing makes me wonder if we’ll see a similar bump in sexual assaults due to Trump. If you want a woman, you take her. Just start kissing her. Grab her by the pussy. Get a knife, go over the wall, get what’s yours.

And now, your Friday feels:

Making sweaters great again

The Fourth Bone Cousin

Maria Bamford has some thoughts on Paula Deen