Not everyone...

If penile plethysmography is used for male offenders do they use a hygrometer for female offenders? Or maybe a dew point meter?

I’m sure you meant to applaud him for be so “well spoken.”

At least he’s putting those PED’s to good use.

“Fuck that.”

You're clearly a fun person to talk to, full of humor and grace. Seriously.

Round these parts we don't take kindly to the way you mixified the E and the R in that there suffix. Also, ain't no "E" in gray and ain't no U in color or neighbor.

My white privilege is blinding me here. What's racist about this?

Who is this? It sounds like Motörhead and Clutch mixed together.

As a Lions fan I've endured a lot of BS from this team but this offseason and last have me ready to jump ship. I held my head up as we went 0-16, I stood firm as a fan while former GM Matt Millen pissed away 7-8 years worth of draft picks (Charles Rogers, Joey Harrington, Mike Williams, etc.) but this BS with Suh is…

I wish I could help you with that but my creativity comes in spurts.

I think the addition of the brown face just proves how naive (ignorant?) she is. I was fine reserving judgment until I read the whole article but it just kept getting worse. Somehow consulting her Muslim friend came off like someone saying they're not racist because they have black friends. Disingenuous, I suppose,…

At the end the woman says she's planning on using makeup to darken her features because the experience of white Muslims, brown Muslims and black Muslims is different in the community.

Doesn't everyone in California think they're better than someone from somewhere else in California?

On Good Eats, Alton Brown would call this a "uni-tasker" and have no use for it. I would tend to agree. I get two of these with every loaf of bread I buy. They're called the ends.

That wasn't as obvious as posting about Tom Brady getting "hyphy" without a proper definition.

So by your assessment the Colts are a sorry team?

Your point about The Slap is dead on but you know just as well as I do that NBC will be giving it the Prison Break treatment where they'll build up to the slap in the first season finale, stretch it across the seasonal break, show the slap in the Season Two premier then spend another two maybe three mediocre seasons…

I'd imagine it's quite difficult to walk the walk with a 12" eggplant up your arse.

Instead of making broad generalizations it would be super cool if you'd back these up with some facts of your own.