I have no shame in admitting that the future heir to the throne being a boy has me totally over the Windsors. I'm all about the super adorable Princess Estelle, future Queen of Sweden now.

Rupaul should have been nominated for best host.

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I have said this to no less than 5 different friends. And they look at me with a kind of bewildered face, then say they could never eat a pet. To which I respond, chickens aren't pets, they are your fucking dinner.

Eat the fucking chicken, you urban pussies.

4. PETA?

Do I get a prize??

The cats who suck at jumping genre is my favorite.

Hmm. To the extent I have a problem with Weiner, it's because he blew up his position with dumb and avoidable mistakes. If I were a voter, I'd want him to demonstrate that he wouldn't let his private life interfere with his responsibilities again.

actually its not about having wild sex, its about cheating on her boyfriend. read the lyrics more carefully. video disgusts me though. cant say i liked the song in the first place though.

People did the same to Hilary. Remember when she was speaking at some University and some asshat asked "What does your husband think about ___?" And she shot back, "You would need to ask him." It is incredibly rude to heckle anyone, in my opinion. That woman should be embarrassed.

Y'all gon quit forgetting that Michelle is from Chicago. Keep tryin' it. You'll learn why that is a mistake.

That reminds me of that Doctor Who joke:

As everyone is giving advice on where to start, I'll put in my own two cents.