Did they?! thats weird because I AM AMELIA!!!! MWAHXHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Na man. You shoot him. You pipe up say you feared for your life and lawyer up. Fuckin. Done. Let the lawyers sort it out. Just make sure it’s a gun you won’t miss because they’ll take it till it’s resolved.

As much as I hate to say it, nothing’ll teach a man not to rape like a bullet in the face. It would be nice if parents, politicians, entertainment, and schools did their part though.

Hey, Clover. Long time reader and commenter. To the flagged categories of “this is spam” and “this is harassment”, can we add “this is just a really stupid comment”?

After Bridesmaids, I’d be leery about planning sex after all-you-can-eating at the Brazilian steakhouse...

Yeah my girlfriend and I prefer before and after and if we’re lucky on the way there too. Sometimes we skip dinner all together. Just saying don’t limit yourself. Be free.

I’m 61 and so is my SO. We adhere to your “before, during and after” principle.

Advanced lifehack: get laid whenever, wherever your SO will let you get it, because that shit won’t last forever. If you can get laid before, during, and/or after date night, do it. Preferably all 3.

Dan Savage has been talking this up for years: always fuck first.

Some things the Republican party needs if we would ever like to win another election.

Trump is border line retarded. Manic depressive or he is really on the drogas. This is coming from me an illegal immigrant who became a US citizen and as trump says has taken white American jobs. I am living the American dream Donald.

After he said “bad hombres”, I made a bet with my wife that he would say the n-word before the debate was over. Well, it wasnt quite that, but still, jesus.

He can only say that because no one respects more than he does. Tough love.

they’re lying, it’s terrible.

Yeah man. I can tell you when I was in college. Sex sex sex was all we tried to get every weekend it was hit on girls at the bar. Throw parties to try and get laid. I will tell you never in public or in private did anyone ever say they would grab a woman by force. You don’t do that shit and you definitely don’t…

What’s up with her face? Did she have more work done or is that excess Botox for the interview? Am I tripping?

What the story fails to mention is that Pedals was having an affair with the hunter’s wife. Not only did she go black, but she went bear, so there was no chance of her coming back. The death was less about sport, and more about revenge.

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

Well they could be nice enough to automate these people out of a seasonal job! Otherwise, moving around and carrying heavy stuff is the description of warehouse work.

We have a fleet of trucks at my company and the guys treat them like ass... that bed campaign was pretty meaningful to me. (Still have nothing but F150's though)