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Whenever I see Horace wearing contact lenses.

It’s a brave new world and Jamie Moyer is your God-King.

Truly the Bushest of Leagues.

Most important of all, ignore all Kinja Deals.

Virginia should be forced to hang this banner. 

At this point that flag is as coopted as an old Sanskrit symbol for wellbeing and good fortune.

“Can't you read the sign?" - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

This is demanding, without understanding.

There’s a lot going on here, and it’s all over stealing signs.

It’s an independent league.  They don’t play under any MLB team.  

They are. The coaches coach. The manager manages. This is, like, freshman year stuff, man...

That seems a bit racist.

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it

Howard the Dick

**crickets**

Let he who has never done this cast the first stone

Morans have been the bane of the Cardinals for years now.

It’s always good to remember that when two assholes are fighting we don’t have to be on either of their sides.

I think he’s referring to Marquis Grissom.

“Now if you’ll excuse me,” Pitino continued, “I’m going to continue to have sex with this woman who is not my wife in this public restaurant while letting this booster know he can continue to provide under the table cash to recruits, for you see, I’m the aggrieved party here.”