But the real kicker is the moving finale where a lonely Priest twerks on an empty San Diego stadium as emotional music plays.

Princess is a realistic style option which makes it antithetical to the point here, as far as I’m concerned. That being said, Gingerbread woman is a pretty weak player all around.

Swifties, you had your day but Imma tell you right now, I’ll be pissed if a real animals wins the Mythological Beauty Creature contest overall. (This goes for ducklings, narwhals, and yes, Fiona too, however cute she be.)

That little baby saying “Barack Obama” in the last video has me in tears. I miss this President so much.

i was all set to suck some marrow out of dudes’ femurs with baba yaga, but then you went and sold me on the actual hypothetical aesthetic of mothwoman.

Saw this on twitter and it made me laugh.

I’ve been thinking about climate change. Who would benefit from a warmer climate? What country has a vast amount of potentially arable land once the permafrost melts? What country benefits the most from an ice-free Arctic? What country benefits from having a climate denial proxy in charge of a major world power?

I’ve just not been able to determine, at any point in the last 10 years, who Gap thought they were making clothes for. I still enjoy their Gap Body stuff, and when their athletic stuff is on sale I’ll take a peek, but their regular clothes are just so fucking bizarre. It’s like hey, what if we took regular t-shirts…

this is good kinja, though not enough spelling or grammatical errors to make it elite.

Anyone who tells me that they “voted for hillary” but didn’t want to can come kiss my ass. In this stupid two party system we’ve backed ourselves into, you vote for the most qualified person. that person was Hillary Clinton.

Unfortunately, voting alone won’t do it. Voting + gerrymandering reform is what we really need. I know that Arnold Schwartzenegger isn’t everyone’s favorite person, but I can’t emphasize too much how important it is to get people on board with this.

After reading his brief statement, Sessions declined to take questions.

I’m not campaigning for Kaepernick to get a job, as I have no horse whatsoever in that race. I am, however, interested in poking fun at the absolute tidal wave of pushback that comes whenever it is suggested that NFL teams are staying away from him because of his politics, and not because of his play. Obviously it’s…

Both of these pain me greatly.

So Trump’s version of kicking “bad guys” out of the country is to remove protections for dreamers who contributed 2 billion annually in taxes, have an employment rate of 91%, and have no criminal record?

The astounding thing is that it does actually end up being shade. Addressed to anyone else, it is a reminder of the heavy responsibilities that come with the office. Addressed to Donny, it’s basically telling him not to fuck up the foundations of the country.

He won’t write a letter; he’ll just tweet.

I am in the military. Trained soldiers have a tough enough time mastering the use of this equipment. There is no need for the police to have this stuff, cops aren’t supposed to be soldiers.