Did anybody actually watch the video of that insane clusterfuck in the Oval Office? The one where some chanting preacher was dramatically invoking Jesus’ name and thanking God for Trump and Pence and for giving the President the wisdom to call for a national day of prayer, and a woman appeared to be weeping,…

I hope they ask a certain cast member to join...

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

Brad:

Neither. It is exhausting. And in some cases, understandable. He’s a kid and those photo’s seem remote. If he’s from a small town, the exposure could help him find a mentor that can guide him into a creative career field.

Houston will never see a dime of Trump’s alleged million dollar donation.

Is it possible to think LaVar Ball and the NCAA are both assholes exploiting young black men for their own personal gain?

10/10 for cerulean blues

Kelly- are you acquainted with Take Me Out?

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

Libba Bray already did this in her phenomenal book Beauty Queens, in which a group of teen beauty queens are stranded on an island and work together to build a society, explore their sexuality, build amazing positive female friendships, overcome the odds, and defeat an evil dictator. It’s a fucking fantastic book and…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that’s fucking AWESOME

It’s for the best. Any time an author’s unfinished stuff is published posthumously, there’s basically two options: it’s published as-is, in which case it’s usually unreadable, or it was finished and edited by someone else, in which case it isn’t going to feel like the real thing. Neither is a great option.

My favorite was:

For real. Yesterday someone on MSNBC was talking to a man from the national guard, they were broadcasting the call. The reporter asked if the national guard guy had any important messages to convey- his answer was, “DON’T SHOOT. If people are in stores taking food and supplies, they are in survival mode, and we’re…

The Raiders. It’s all been kid stuff until now. From WYTS 2014, I present my favorite series entry of all time:

I participate in a male-dominated sport. And I can’t even count all the times some guy has said to me, “The only reason that move worked on me was because you caught me off guard.”

“I have been surprised by the number of 40-something or 50-something-year-old men who have gotten out of a race car, however many spots behind me on the track, and tried to give me advice as to what I can do better next time,”

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.