What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

I really thought this was an Onion quote when I first heard it. Then I realized it was real life and crawled back into bed.

“It’s super scary because I’m always afraid that I’m gonna burn all my bridges by saying something a stupid kid like myself would say. I’m still growing up!”

I don’t know, I like the name Sir. Think of all the white men who are going to be pissed when they have to address him.

So did the majority of American voters, but then the Electoral College failed to fulfill its only purpose — to ensure that voters can’t even accidentally put an incompetent demagogue in the White House.

Just want to say that as an American woman living in Texas: the chance of dying of pregnancy and maternity complications is several hundreds of times higher than my chances of being murdered by an undocumented immigrant. PRIORITIES!!

They don’t care. I’ve said this in many a comment but it bears repeating - My father is a Trump supporter. My husband is a cancer survivor. What do you think my father said to me when I told him how worried I was about the Republican plan to eliminate the ACA? “Get over it or move to Canada.” My own father. He looked…

If the justification for the travel ban was so they could take 90 days to improve vetting (which is already extensive but anyway), that 90 days that has long since already passed. Why do we still “need” the damn travel ban?

1. That baby is adorable.

The latest from Nick Offerman was this Father’s Day-themed Lagavulin commercial he made with his dad, it’s so cute:

Courtesy of the NPR social media team; dad jokes...a lot of them:

I love the many, many layers of stupidity in that tweet, ranging from the obvious “that’s not even the fucking title, you dipshit” part that Erin pointed out to “no one either in real life or in The Crucible was burned at the stake in Salem” to “the people being accused of witchcraft are not exactly presented as…

I think they`re missing a lot of english literature...

I still have no idea what a zaddy is....

My father would be proud of the greyfit that Justin Theroux is rocking.

This is like something you’d expect to read in history books from the late 1800s or early 1900s. Like those infamous factory fires of the age. This in 2017?!

But she’s a BLACK wedding planner! They know all about that urban stuff...you think some so-called “expert” could do it better?

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

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