I love gay Babadook and I don’t even know why. Things like gay Babadook are why the internet exists.

And all those folks who were so committed to their look that they wore a black frock coat in June deserve a round of applause.

This is the future that liberals want.

Today I heard a speaker on NPR speaking about Trump and Comey say:

But being unaware of the law doesn’t free you of the consequences of breaking it. I didn’t realize you had to drive for 100 yards in a lane before changing to another lane, but the ticket I paid and the point on my car insurance are the consequences for breaking that law.

Not to mention, it’s a line that is patently bullshit. When a boss says to their PA, “I’d like you to go and get me a cup of coffee,” they are not simply expressing a fond desire of theirs that they hope to see fulfilled as a personal favor if it’s convenient, they are politely giving an order. The very fact that…

The Gizmodo sites as a group do many things I dislike or disagree with, but the collected support to those with substance issues (of any degree) is incredibly admirable. You’re not over the top about it, but the words of encouragement & gentle reminders (e.g. Only Have Two Drinks at the Holiday Party) are an…

“It’s not that he’s protesting, it’s just the WAY he’s protesting”

The score was 34-31 and the 49ers had four plays inside the 10 to end the game. What in God’s name are you talking about?

Did this teacher really have some kind of animosity towards those students? Or did she really think “HAHA TERRORISM IS FUNNY BROWN PEOPLE ARE FUNNY”?

“The problem is that nobody cares about my boner!” he whined.

YES. it does this country no great service to continually tell young people that they need to go to college, that going to college is going to open up the world to them, and that if they don’t, they will never do well in life.

Sigh. This idiotstick probably has no concept of the hierarchy of needs and so my awesome postcard campaign idea is probably doomed from the get-go.

You can always tell the uptight pricks when they start complaining about Subban’s “attention seeking behavior” or some such nonsense. God forbid a likable superstar provide us with some harmless entertainment while clearly having a small joke, all while not breaking omerta about what’s actually said on the ice.

I’m far too old to have had any opinion of Ariana Grande before this, but she has impressed me enormously. She was poised, emotional, engaged and engaging and she did a fabulous job. What a role model. Really well done. Somewhere Over the Rainbow was outstanding.

This guy is quickly becoming my favorite NFL player.

These assholes keep out-assholing themselves!

And discouraging others who may witness harassment from intervening. This is true terrorism.

Thank you for writing this.

“OK sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”