I mean, pretty much word-for-word:

Yeah this is 100% the most realistic imagination of Sexy Kate Hudson.

It looks like they just took Shakira out of storage and put her in a new outfit 😒

Well, OK, but just one because it’s the most obvious one. Pretty sure I’m still going to hell, though.....

GAH! Me too! I was bamboozled. I didn’t want to admit it, but since you did, I will.

I am often intimidated by my masturbating.

Monique’s headline did me wrong. I thought it was related to steroids and then I started to scream while reading it.

Why did I read this story?

I’m out, bye yall

I can see some Mariah.

😂😂😂

Thank you Jada, a beautiful black woman.

It’s true!

Its Shakira. The sculptor was watching the “Beautiful Liar” video and got confused.

If that’s Beyonce, then I am for sure the spitting image of Halle Berry.

Oh look , they went with the “L’Oreal” Beyoncé.

This wax figure is why Beyonce had to make Lemonade.