BREAKING: Meh Buys Bleh

Make some fancy casual shoes and call them “choo-choos.” You know, because they’re trainers. I’m sorry.

There is NEVER enough Prince Rogers Nelson.

There was quite a bit of press that he was the yes vote that they needed, if he actually doesn’t support the bill he could be coming back to vote no and make sure to kill that narrative (for his legacy, since I’d be shocked if he runs again, he doesn’t really have anything to lose by finally finding his spine).

What he is going through is tragic, but you know what so is what millions of other Americans are having to go through.

But perhaps McCain’s illness will encourage some rigorous self-reflection, and at last, a change of heart. Perhaps he’ll realize that in his last years, he could take a meaningful stand against his increasingly brutal party—and help to save lives in the process.

Senator McCain, now is your time to shine.

“Over 7,000 Catholic nuns..”

don’t forget that he hid all the WMDs in Iraq so NOBODY could find them.

I can’t believe found Obama time to make Americans suffer under his care while simultaneous planning 9/11. What a truly great President we had.

They’re fucking morons who actually believe the private sector is more efficient or otherwise better than the public sector. How hard could it be to negotiate treaties, represent the United States on the international stage, and advocate for her interests abroad? What do you mean there are people who make 30+ year…

Also, did anyone else see the clip where Trump claimed people have been “suffering” under ObamaCare for the last SEVENTEEN years? This schmuck can’t even read from a prepared statement correctly.

Trump doesn’t give a shit about what nuns think. In his mind they’re all just broads who were too ugly to find a husband.

It’s like a sporting event where you hate both competitors. Mutual destruction is the ideal outcome.

“Let us just check the couch cushions.” - Exxon

As much as I HATE trump, I am kind of enjoying his treatment of sessions. Sessions is a gross, spiteful, hateful little man and I wish nothing but ill on him.

A $2 million fine for Exxon sounds like a rounding error’s rounding error