I for one welcome our new world where aunt May is hot.

Hold on, she’s 52?

Putin: are those reporters bothering you??

It’s just gotten to the point that news like this just depresses me. It’s just another reminder of the kind of thing that’s supposed to obviously matter, but that obviously isn’t going to.

Glad these 2 found each other and saved the rest of us.

So the pregnant woman lost the fetus at its own party? Ughhhhghsgsvduf.

My first instinct is that this is a jilted lover/ former abuser situation, and the fact that that’s where my mind immediately goes devastates me.

“Ohio is an open-carry state that allows residents to openly possess firearms with or without a license.”

“Asian countries”- what the ever loving fuck?Research factory farming in the US & get back to us on how Western countries treat animals used for food.

This fish is extremely dead and your critique of “Asian countries” is borderline racist.

Has anyone collected a list of all the things that have made Trump “presidential?” So far I got: acknowledging a war widow, dropping a bomb and sitting in a chair like he has to take a dump.

aw man, I will eat most things but I would feel too bad for my cephalopod friends to eat that particular dish. (what is that anyway, ikiguidon?)

More specifically, nerves “run” on salt ions, such as the ones found in salt water. So exposing these intact nervous pathways to salt water causes the nerves to fire and muscles to contract.

Lol, it doesn’t have a brain; it’s not suffering, but it is probably posting comments on kinja.

Crimping... is back?

Agreed. Also gray needs to be stopped. I used to like most shades of gray for decor. Now it is the only “neutral” color available. I hate it now. I hate you, HGTV. I hate you, Property Brothers and your damn gray open floor plans. Find a new color!

Is that real zebra?

This is an important distinction that the article makes no attempt to mention. I am no Trump fan, but this isn’t against him.