Would you want to stay in the same room as somebody who’s up at 3am tweeting and snickering about it?

It looks to me like, if it were to happen here in the US, lots of people would have been shot (beanbags, maybe, if lucky) and scores arrested and denied basic rights, due to this hypersensitive admin’s FEELS.

I know we shouldn’t be surprised by any of this anymore, but just the fact that he fucking mentions the CIA here... Jesus Christ, you fucking moron, you are the President of the United States, you might want to have a fucking clue about what our federal agencies do and what they don’t do.

Reince Preibus, Chief of Staff, to his staff before the trip: “No need to book a hotel. The Germans sent a dispatch saying we would get a  reception and be staying at a large hostel in Hamburg. It’s very European.”

To be fair, it looks wild

The fact that no one booked hotel rooms is AMAZING to me. Like what a perfect representation of how awful this government is.

Look at this pathetic asshole. He’s been yanking the arms off every leader in the world but look how he treats Putin.

This tit always sits like he is having a difficult bowel movement. I’m sure he thinks it makes him look badass, but it reminds me of an insecure, and hyperactive child. Hmmm...

Meanwhile, there are huge protests happening throughout the city right now. So big, in fact, that the Independent is reporting Melania Trump is trapped in her hotel room (or, Senate guest house room)

KEEP HANDS TO SELF, it’s a simple fucking rule. Keep...Hands...To...Self. Christ, why is this so hard!?

This story is like someone just cut up the last six months of headlines, put them in a hat, and pulled words out at random.

So I’m betting we’ll eventually be getting a pitiful statement about “sin” with a lot of Jesusing. Or he’ll just call her a lying slut.

Mike Pence has declared that “we will put American boots on the face of Mars.” You know what, that’s really great. Have an amazing time, Mike and Karen!

I do have an amateur garage next to my house. The guy who rents it has two Gen 2 RX-7 drift cars that he works on. Nobody minds as long as he’s not revving the heavily modified, unmuffled monsters all night long. Really, nobody cares.

....You realize you posted this comment on a website dedicated to reporting the news to the exact type of people who would open such a garage, right?

Had to scroll back and take another look. Not sure I’m glad I did.

“...the Lord Jesus will kill with the breath of his mouth...”

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.