Take them to school, dipshit.

Never know who you’re gonna run into on Kinja. Thanks for the clarification, that’s awesome.

It’s actually Aristophanes, he put it in a play to purposefully make fun of how the older generation sounds when they complain about children in ~425 BC or so.

“The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company,…

A fucking men. Fuck James Harrison. Hope he gave back his 2005 Super Bowl ring since he had zero tackles in those playoffs.

I have been to Disneyland once and it was the worst experience of my life. My kids were 3 and 5 at the time and we took a stroller. My wife’s family that we went with are Disney Nazis that had a crazy itinerary for each day and plan and other bullshit. We walked 14 miles one day. It was like Bataan. If we didn’t have…

Twitter is easy to explain to people of the 50’s

Ha! Now that’s the kind of creative humor and shit talking I can get behind.

So are you using a power line spliced from Pennsylvania or something? How are you even reading and responding to this, you fucking dirt farmer?

That’s an awesome idea. I don’t even mind playing games with him, if that’s what he wants to do, but having him play games one night and them us do something the next is a really good idea. Thanks for the suggestion and don’t worry, I won’t give up!

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Writer of letter one here!

Does the husband of TBJ not realize the general importance of immigration stuff? Like. Does he just not comprehend that failing to complete that sort of thing is just Not Okay? Dr. Nerdlove’s advice is very solid but I’m honestly wondering why the husband even needs to be reminded to get these things done. Your…

Wow, sounds like the meeting of immature minds.

It’s totally reasonable for people to be able to comment on someones attractiveness without their partner being insecure or jealous. Hell, I point out hot women just as much as my boyfriend does. But at the end of the day I get to take him home soooo I see no issue.

Saying…

“and turns you into the bad guy”

...Which become encoded in some humans. I think this piece proves that men do not hold a monopoly upon obvious explanations condescendingly delivered.

Exactly!!! I got in a discussion with someone on Lifehacker about this yesterday. They (lifehacker) posted an article about how to talk to kids and it was the same advice and some idiot commented saying you should talk to kids the way to talk to women you are trying to sleep with. I basically told him to fuck off…

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