YEAH that really confused the hell out of me. “O’Reilly argues that with police being fearful of “being proactive on the job,” homelessness in the city has skyrocketed.” So what exactly is it that he believes the police can/should be doing that solves homelessness?

It was senior prom, we were 18 and off to college. I’m not saying I’m some sort of renaissance man in bed, I was just wasted. Anyway, I’m not here to convince anyone, just relaying my experience! I can’t smell Bacardi Razz to this day, honestly.

True prom fucking story: Junior prom I take my girlfriend. We get back to my house and pound a bottle of Bacardi Razz (fuck you, Bacardi Razz). Then, I bend her over and tie her hands behind her back with my tie because I’m avant-garde in bed like that. All is right with the world for about a blissful minute, before I…

I had sex with my date in the backseat of my jeep cherokee while my best friend Paul drove it home. He was alone as his date had bailed on him to go to some party at Rick’s house...Rick was a cool guy soccer player. I brought this up very often over the remainder of our time in high school.

I was a grand prize winner for something similar to the Bud Light Contest. I was in college and it was the “Coors Light Silver Bullet Express”. Myself and a friend were given tickets on an Amtrak train that was hooked up with a bar, comfortable seating, a DJ, and some free snacks. They took us to NYC and we stayed at…

Pretzel rod wins simply because you can pull it out of your mouth like it is a giant cigar and hold it in your hand while trying to make a point.

I have a bird feeder. About twice a week I fill up said feeder with seed. Birds gorge themselves sloppily, allowing the feed to drop on the ground. Squirrels and chipmunks eat what falls to the bottom. Hence, while sitting on my porch, I like to observe the symbiotic relationship I have created by feeding birds, who,…

“This is something you need to understand: Your cat doesn’t need you. It was fine before you came along, it’ll be fine if you leave, and even when you’re around, it’s got other stuff going on.”

Replace the word “cat” with “girlfriend” and you have my life.

I think he’s afraid to post foodspin now that Drew won that stupid show.

Yeah, I just watched Going Clear last night and found myself wondering about Nicole Kidman’s kids. Not that her fertility is any of my business, but I thought it was interesting that she and TC adopted, but she was able to have two bio kids with Keith Urban afterwards. Wondering if Scientology is opposed to IVF. Or…

I feel like as a liberal, I’m supposed to like Bill Maher, and I just don’t. He has some opinions that I agree with, and he says some funny things sometimes, but he’s so self-righteous and seems utterly unwilling to listen to anybody besides himself - even other liberals. No thanks.

I do research with autistic adults, and the number one stigma they experience isn’t their social difficulties, because most people who aren’t assholes can accommodate disabled folks, but it is the parents who think that autistic people shouldn’t exist.

I know this is first and foremost a public health threat but I wish more attention was paid to the fact that buying into the autism-connection myth demonstrates a profound hatred of autistic people. It’s one thing to say, no, that’s bullshit, but people who spread it should also be confronted with the fact that they…

Spoiler alert man!!! The fuck?!?

Yeah, I’m with you. Another benefit to that-sometimes I want my bag checked but don’t want to pay for it so i’ll just be last and then the airline is forced to check it for free.

But bro, it’s Spirit Airlines.

Right!

I’ve got a 14 hour non-stop haul from Seattle to Dubai at the end of next month, not exactly something I’m looking forward to, honestly.

But, damn! In half a day, and after a long nap, I’ll find myself on the other side of the planet, in a completely different land and culture. An equivalent trip 90 years ago…

OMG YES! I was at my sister in law’s recently and we were looking through a bridal magazine with her daughters. One of the photographs included 2 brides getting married. One of her kids (age 4) asked why there were 2 brides in that picture. My SiL responded “well you know how ‘so-and-so in your class has 2 mommies?’…

This is pre-airplane activity, but don’t hover around the entryway to the gate waiting for your zone to be called.