Great question Andy. Everyone loves the pictures on real estate listings, but it’s important to look into the story they’re telling. For example a major red flag we sometimes see are interior pictures with the blinds closed over the windows - in most cases that means no views or sometimes even no real windows! Alway…

I don’t want someone to spit their coffee out, but this is literally how I read it:

The beer stand in the train station was completely out of Coors Light and Bud Light Lime last week. When I asked why she shrugged her shoulders and said “Kenny Chesney played Soldier Field this weekend. They drank every drop of Coors Light in the city.”

How amazing would it be if all of those crimes were committed/caused by the same male?

Doug Schneider showing once again why he’s the most indispensable follow on Twitter.

I have never been crazy about her work but I think she is a really cool person. “Fuck it. Be a grown-up.” is really good advice for the workplace and your personal life.

“Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash if I’m singing solo, “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” if there's a lady present.

“No Diggity” by Blackstreet. Yes, you can do all of the verses on your own, and you will win the hour if you do.

“Add It Up” by Violent Femmes. Easy to sing, lends itself to showmanship, and can be effective as a flirtation device or to infuriate someone, depending on the audience.

“Bohemian Rhapsody,” preferably done with 4-5 friends to cover the various parts. It is both hilarious and a surefire crowd pleaser.

Your karaoke secret weapon: GO!

At least it wasn’t

I actually e-mailed her back to thank her for submitting a long, entertaining post that barely needed any editing. I think I made one edit to that thing.

For some reason I kept reading “Ferrari Guy” as “Guy Fieri.”

She should charge $3 for each withdrawal ;)

It’s preying on the unbanked, just like payday loan shops.