stoneyowlpatronus
stoneyowlpatronus
stoneyowlpatronus

That still makes no sense. It was easier to fix a toilet in NY so it was worth putting 300 people on different flights? This is one reason I will never ever fly Delta. My friend’s mom worked for them in Atlanta about 15 years ago and she said they are all incompetent idiots. They could have just put a sign on the door

That’s a good score!

It was the summer of ‘98. The World Cup just wrapped up in France, and I was heading home from my high school exchange in Germany. All of us American kids were excited to go home, but saddened to be leaving our exchange friends and families. The plane coming to get us (Logan to Frankfurt) depressurized over the

I think Angela Bassett is trying to challenge Gabrielle Union to a reverse age-off. I mean, there’s not cracking and there’s Ms. Bassett...that straight up witchcraft.

Dwight Yoakam started following me on Twitter.

I’d be pretty pissed too. Although more at the airline for making the decision to turn around instead of just getting me to my destination and less at the person who clogged it.

Wait...the plane was two hours outside of Europe, meaning they were only a few hours from landing. And they *turned around* to take an even longer time to get back to New York?????? Did I really read that right?

We’re hearing about him now because his own father used the R-word to refer to him on one of these tapes.

I’m fairly politically aware, and I read multiple news sources every day. I honestly didn’t know who the hell Lara Trump was. I had to look up that she’s Eric’s wife. I see she’s absorbed the family’s venality quite well, though.

“Woman to woman, I shared a connection with Omarosa as a friend and a campaign sister, and I am absolutely shocked and saddened by her betrayal and violation on a deeply personal level,”

Agreed. She’s a deeply despicable human being, but regardless, this is the most fun I’ve had since November 2016. I just watched an MSNBC interview where she closes by saying, “Donald Trump has met his match.” And by god, I think he has.

“campaign sister”

Imagine being the person who married the ugliest one out of all the Trumps.

I am loving that it seems like Omarosa taped every goddamn conversation for the past 2 years lololololol

If she’s ever watched Omarosa in action, she never would have trusted her in the first place.

Remember when the Republicans complained about Obama's deficit spending? Or when they were happy Clinton got us to a budget surplus? Well, the second didn't happen.

It’s not nearly as tiresome as constantly having to explain what the Constitution actually says to someone whose only memory thereof is of the dream they were having while they dozed through middle school Civics class.

I’d wager they are discounted upwards, and the cocktails will remain $150 a pop. Even Tangerine Scream can’t resist fleecing the rubes in his base.

While a nice gesture, most of the Unite the Right folks are headed for a McDonald’s Dollar Menu, anyways (the rich ones to a Chick-Fil-A).

I’m sure The Trump Hotel in DC will gladly provide them food and shelter. Dump has probably already arranged for discounted rooms.