I think the entire GMG has basically given up.  I mean, how much effort is it to post SNS? 

Have a chat with the Scandinavian countries and get back to us.

Project Veritas??? I’m laughing so hard AT you right now it hurts. You need to go hang out with that idiot Jacob Wold.

Yep, add a pair of two pound weights, and your workout just got even better, and you get toned arms.

Definitely Tiffany.

I so hope people are camping out to vote for Beto! I know the polls show Cruz in the lead, but I did phone bank calling for Beto’s campaign this weekend, and was very happily surprised at 1) the very high percentage of people I talked to who are Beto supporters and planned to vote and 2) I only talked directly to one…

So much! It’s one more small, enjoyable, escapist thing that’s gone.

This one (former chairman of Franklin Templeton, when it was Franklin Resources) has a son, also named Charles Johnson (better known as “Chuck”) who was arrested a number of years ago for breaking his wife’s jaw. He’s a complete asshole.  His brother Greg is an idiot. They’re a delightful family.

When condescension is your brand.

Sharon and Ozzy only fuck on the holidays.

Ethan Hawke is just so fucking cool.

If anyone has BDE it’s Bob Mueller.

She should have been out in 2012 — she voted right along with Bush/Cheney on all kinds of horrible things. But she didn’t have the grace to retire then, nor obviously now when she’s 85-fucking years old.

Starred, and your user name makes me hungry. Thanks for momentarily distracting me from my rage.

Every. Single. Day.

Can we please just have a good romcom? 

Hey, that would be his mushroom-dicked dad.

“I know he considers himself an outdoorsman and pays a lot of money to be led to wildlife in Africa that he then kills, but I’m not sure if he’s ever actually been to a hurricane or a flood...”

Yeti pubes?  That’s freakin’ brilliant.

I love it, and it’s perfect as a move on from her white dress.