stoneyowlpatronus
stoneyowlpatronus
stoneyowlpatronus

Just like we knew they would; these assholes are so predictable. 

Oh, you mean like our President aspires to be. And this little shit slavishly supports. THAT kind of fascism.

Uh, how old is Eminem at this point?  Because this sounds pathetic and immature for a teenager much less someone in their 40s.

So I take it that Nikki Haley is also not paying the $58,000 monthly rent on this apartment that is now adorned with $52,701 of motorized curtains.  

I don’t know her.

Every time Betsy DeVos loses, a tiny part of my soul dies because I take an unholy amount of unbridled pleasure in imagining her sorrow.”

We are living the same life. I feel your pain.

And the Supreme Court (re: Bush v. Gore, Citizens United, etc.)

Sure, I hope they sense victory and get out and vote, but historically, Dems are not good at getting out the vote for the midterms. Lots of Democrats didn’t bother voting in the 2016 election — one of the factors of why we have the Dotard as POTUS now.

Good that it looks positive, but we have almost two months to go, and need to continue to energize voters and get out the vote. I worry that all of the “Cruz is in trouble” stories will make Democrats complacent once again and no bother to actually vote.

What a missed opportunity for a hungry gator! Also would have worked if he was bitten in the ass by a water moccasin. 

Oh, Kavanaugh won’t “demonstrate hostility” to Roe v. Wade; he will gleefully overturn it or gut it.  And Collins will vote for him.

Godspeed, Turd Ferguson.

He has to run as a Republican. lol.

The biggest, stupidest waste of money? Unnecessary tax cuts for corporations and the wealthy. Deficit is exploding now and projected to hit a trillion dollars by 2020.

Twat is such a good pejorative. 

Beto has closed in to single digits on Cruz.  I hope Ted fucking Cruz is sweating every day between now and the election, and there could be nothing better for Texas than for Beto O’Rourke to kick his smarmy ass.

He took care of you when you had surgery a while back, and he learned to braid so he could braid your hair. He sounds like a good guy, and maybe it’s not forever, but that’s okay too. But maybe it is and you’ll know that when you do.  Enjoy and trust yourself.

Entry level marketing job. Sure, you may feel like you’re selling your soul, but it’s a job, you’ll get paid and it’s stupid easy to get promoted or leverage into a better job. I feel really jaded saying this.

I don’t hate all wide leg pants, I hate them when they drag the ground and are in need a good tailoring/hemming.