Well the article is about Redford, but there’s no denying the beauty of a young Paul Newman.

Counterpoint.

I’m with Mom.

Re: Lena Dunham

Thank you, Chris Pratt, for voluntarily removing yourself from the debate on which Chris is best.

“Balancing a day job and being a princess isn’t easy, according to Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie.” (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45047574)

That sucks :( Sounds like he’s checking in with you as an emotional support blanket, like he’s making sure you’re unattached and available cuz it comforts him to think he has the option of the old familiar relationship and your time. Honestly, the best thing is not to make yourself too available or get drawn into…

He’s learning how to braid for you???? Does not sound like a bad guy. And this coming from someone with a bi-polar, narcissistic father who also has some of the issues you might :) 

If she is neglecting her family to text you, then it is not a healthy friendship and if you love her as a friend, you will reduce your access to her so that you do not contribute to the dissolution of her marriage. Healthy friendships don’t make you feel “wrong and weird” (your words).

So far he sounds cool. Does he listen when you have problems? Does he encourage you when you are down? How do you feel after seeing him? Are you refreshed and happy you two were together or depressed and analyzing the things he said that made you feel bad? Trust your instincts, they are usually right and we mess up…

Learning to braid sounds like a nice guy thing to do. 

I don't see a problem but the fact she hides to text you could mean something else.

Hey kids! I’m getting all prettied up and then I’m going to make a kombucha and vodka and club and go to The Bartender’s cabin in the woods to hang out. I think he’s a good guy, though I’m so effed up from growing up surrounded by cruelty, mental illness, and narcissism (witch variety) that I don’t trust my…

Like, there’s currently people trying to drag me and others because we are speaking positively about vasectomies. Who the hell gives that much a fuck about vasectomies?!

I learned something totally rad today.

They attack you because it tickles.

Do not take a job as a secretary. Don’t do it. There is nothing wrong with being a secretary, but if you don’t want to be one, the easiest way to get pigeonholed for YEARS in secretarial work is to take a job as a secretary. It is VERY hard to break from secretarial to analytical types of work. I took a…

What interesting thing did you learn today? I learned the reason cats attack you when you rub their belly is because they think we’re especially incapable cats and they are trying to teach us to defend ourselves, just like they do for kittens. I don’t know if this is 100% true, but it amused me because my cat does not…

Bernstein is 74, he quit ABC in 1984. Sound familiar? Anderson Cooper 360. 2016. 1974. 1984. 74. All of the pieces are falling into place. It is only a matter of time now.

Welp, this is the collusion. This is the “what did Dumpster know and when did he know it?” This is the part where “collusion” meets “conspiracy with a foreign power against the United States”.