I really want baby blimp Trump on a t shirt now.

He really is an insufferable tool.

White, doughy and old. The faces of hypocrisy and authoritarianism.

“I promise to lead our family with honor and integrity letting Jesus through his Holy Spirit...”

Eyelid stitches - oh my, it’s visceral. You are brave and I now know I can never have this procedure.

Oh gawd, I feel you.

“...spend more time in some places, mainly...”

“Just give me a call. I will be there. On time!” Reggie said.

I guess you missed the 20 years when Howard was on terrestrial radio before Sirius.

“...because even Evangelicals don’t like family separation.”

Says the woman who sat on the board of a giant bank while they ripped off millions of consumers.  She’s vile.

And did so because Martin Shkreli(!) recommended it to her. Wow.

Presidenting while black. That’s why Roseanne and the 30% or so of this country despise Obama and all of his policies so much.

That’s exactly what my eye was drawn to. Probably a friend of Melania’s designed it for $26MM.

Slowly raises hand too. I’ve never watched it, but was always aware of it and the general premise and didn’t make the connection. It’s a “duh” moment.

California central valley. Red and they hate us city folk.

And Paul Ryan is responsible for Nunes being the committee chairman, and staying the committee chairman. He knows exactly what Nunes is up to, and endorses it. Human shit stain that he is.

This 45 year-old woman needs to be named. It’s bullshit that for whatever reason she gets to hide behind anonymity while these kids have been embarrassed and required to explain themselves when they’re doing not a damn thing wrong, except not being white (in her eyes, that is).

The fundamentalist/evangelical xtians will still vote for him because abortion. And because they’re ignorant idiots who lack critical thinking skills and like authoritarianism. I say this as an escapee of a fundamentalist family, and I don’t think there’s anything that would make them vote for a Democrat, and they…

Those are two guys who know their way around a blow dryer.