I agree, and I hope it was Ted himself.

I’m so sorry for your loss, and am experiencing the same thing right now. We just lost our malamute/pyrenees gentle giant, and I’ve been gutted for the past week. This story hit home. It’s so hard to say goodbye.

Now I miss Tweet Beat — I loved reading the Yoko tweets and I’m not on twitter, so now don’t see them.

It may have cocoa butter, but white chocolate is not chocolate.

“At least we could count on Paul Ryan to lean left when we needed him to.”

Except those stupid-ass Evangelicals in Texas will keep voting for him because, “he’s one of us”. Ugh. I really, really hope Beto kicks his ass and renders him irrelevant.

God, I hope so.

What a fucking douche.

Paul Ryan sucked on the public teat his entire adult life. He received Social Security benefits through college after his father died, and he’s worked in government ever since then. He has never, not for one day as an adult not been paid for by taxpayers, but has been determined to take away the social safety net for…

- critical thinking

That is so bad. And I also know if I read it to my Fundie xtian parents, they would look up from “Undercover Boss” (the gullible love that show) and think it is SO funny.

This is the exact thought that runs through my head multiple times every day.

I’ve been hoping for a “Would You?” post on him, and I definitely would.

I am so sorry for your loss, and my thoughts and condolences are with you and your family.

“Thank God by some miracle my fiancé found it before someone else did and most likely would not have returned it.”

My first reaction is Iran, of course — it’s been Bolton’s dream for years. But he’d really like to go to war with North Korea too, and may think that’s an easier first move. Either way, it’s bad.

We are so very, very fucked.

Well, he wasn’t known as The Butterscotch Stallion for nothing.

Trick question. We know Trump would never run into a burning building — as long as he’s out, he don’t care.

Not sure about the bullet train or sashimi, but the pup did get to fly back to the U.S. on a private jet.