This is how I go up a latter...

How long until they announce the next Bond casting? I bet two days after that.

I have been Team Chiwetel since Kinky Boots. For everything. Doctor Who? Chiwetel. Black Panther? Chiwetel. Wonder Woman? GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING CHIWETEL.

YES! I’m on #teamkeeptalkingbecauseIliveforpettyshit

If it were not for the songs and money, it would basically just be normal dating in your twenties.

seriously

I wish I could love Debra Messing. I don’t.

A good gazpacho is amazing. Especially in heat like this. And it can also be used as a fresh Bloody Mary mix.

Let’s hot box the equinox....

Oh yeah, Billy Eichner definitely invented man-on-the-street interviews in 2011. What an innovation!

They overestimate how much women care about the dick.

Just look at his twitter pict. He is trying really hard to show everyone what a hyper masculine, man's man he is. All I see is asshat. But that's me.

And what aspect of this shit-head’s behavior leads you to believe that he has ever been intimate with a woman?

What is it about some guys and their dicks? I don't send this much time thinking about my breasts or uterus.

It really does show something about this guy that he immediately thought of his penis when he read the name of the column.

I’d bet a lot you aren’t far off with that. Yes, yes... It’s speculation... But it’s clear he went off the rails with booze and drugs after his split with Vanessa. He lost all the stability in his life. The texts also seems to confirm that he flies into fits of rage when intoxicated and “doesn’t remember after”. I…

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

He’s not being imprisoned. Karma isn’t going far enough.

The way we continue to treat the people who have been brave enough to come forward is a good way to discourage people who haven’t come forward. With the way the statue of limitations works there is a massive risk that those who do come forward are still in the industry and therefore will lose their job safety or their…

Anybody else kinda burned out on Bourdain’s schtick? I liked his first few books a lot, but he seems to simply be doing the culinary version of mansplain.