StoneyOwl

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6/30/16

@Kirstie

6/28/16

I feel like Offerman should be given the opportunity to craft/whittle/whathaveyou some kind of old-timey mahogany dildo cum shakeweight. His natural anal-rententiveness would serve such a project well and you just know it would have the most smooth and polished finish and probably a little secret compartment…

6/28/16

now imagine; Kanye vs Madonna in 2020

6/28/16

KANYE/MADONNA 2020

6/28/16

Why does Lea Michele always look like she belongs in a salad dressing commercial?

6/27/16

Wino forever

6/27/16

I knew something was up when he had Ann Coulter and James O’Keefe on the last love connection.

6/27/16

He misses Harry.

6/27/16

Perhaps Theresa May is cleverer than we thought:

6/27/16

I’m just happy Downing Street doesn’t have an official pet pig.

6/27/16

No to your first proposal, bring it on to the second!

6/27/16

Of course, he’s staying. Larry’s not going home with Cameron, the man that destroyed the British empire. I mean, look at him! Larry doesn’t do losers. Larry’s a bad ass!

6/27/16

No one has ever played himself as hard as David Cameron.

6/26/16

Oh ouch! Doesn't she have people who can help her with social media on this trip? And in life?

6/26/16

You know, at 72, I probably wouldn’t want to spend the last several years of my life fighting against a rapist that I would much rather forget. I respect her decision.

6/25/16

A few things are pretty interesting with regard to her facebook:

6/25/16

Don’t let anyone ever tell you your home is safer with a gun in it.

6/25/16

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

6/25/16

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.