Melissa Joan Hart’s tweet is so thirsty I feel parched. Just say go look at my pg page. It’s okay.

Sabrina the Teenage Witch needs to tone down the thirst. I mean, Jesus.

I kinda hate Whitney Port/Everyone who ever mentions anything about energy when not discussing physics.

Man, Clarissa is THIRSTY.

Beats me. A rapper maybe?

That dog gif is seriously my dream in life.

You couldn’t be more wrong.

I didn’t want to be too judgey, but this was my question, too. When my cat is “very sick” I take him to the vet and then home again. I don’t stop off to run a few errands along the way. Hot car issues aside, when you’re miserable, a sick person or pet just wants to be home and comfortable, not joyriding around town.

But…

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :D

If her dog is very sick, what is she doing in TJ’s?

I figured I would try to switch up the whole cheat day thing so what I do is I make every day a cheat day and then once a week I have a somewhat healthy day.

Wow, so that was the haircut that Michael Sheen had in 1999? Not 1979, but 1999?

Like this:

Anyplace he goes becomes the worst.

Thanks. Launching artillery strike now.

Dry toast also wore this at some point. GIRL GET A STYLIST.

Welp. Gonna have to cut ‘er in half and count the rings.

You had to figure something was up when Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t date her.

This happens a lot. There are several celebrities I took special note of because they were almost exactly my age ... come to find, a few years down the road, they had become younger than me. As far as I’m concerned, they can have at it. Considering the LFD (last fuckable day) bar for women is set at 25/26.

Alright Blake, you don't get to act all high and mighty about the types of jokes about sensitive subjects when you're working with fucking Woody Allen, you mediocre jackass.