Hello all,

Yoko: Shouldn't it be "I don't discard ideas. I just collect new ones?" You had to throw the "think" in there and be all obtuse. We thought you had gotten over that.

Kudos to Hayden for sharing her story about post-partum depression - that can’t be an easy thing to do. I’m glad more women are coming forward about their experiences, and normalizing it. Hopefully it will lead to more compassion and assistance for them.

That is quite a slow walk.

Hot take: Kendra Wilkinson is not a very nice person. She she should team up with Azelia Banks and pick Twitter fights with 14 year olds.

Two days ago he was slightly West of Boulder...maybe he’s digging a moat.

Ok, so like, this is bad but....I think Blake is her only redeeming quality at the moment.

I am a marine biologist and I know for a fact this is 100% accurate.

What do squids think about? None of us will ever know

I haven’t used those exact words, but I have definitely had that kind of conversation with my dog.

have said that to my dog

This take needs more bears.

Nope, I’d say Johnny Depp is the unrivaled King of Advanced Passive Aggressive Response to women finding him attractive. That boy started trying to ugly up his pretty the second 21 Jump Street took off. (Contrast Jude Law.) Beginners just tend to grow a beard and dress like a slob.

Obviously, some people go completely silly over the accent (which you think would wear off eventually but somehow doesn’t?). But I also have a theory that British men (specifically actors) are more comfortable being seen as sex objects than American men (specifically straight men). The Brits tend to have a sense of…

Yes! Colman and Hiddles had WAY more chemistry together!!! Also, Colman is my absolute number one girl crush - she’s basically perfect in every way.

Wish he’d hooked up with no-nonsense spymaster and unacknowledged national treasure Olivia Colman.

Related/not related: The Night Manager is great, though I found the relationship that led to said butt showing totally boring and unrealistic.

He’s the skinny, sensitive, cute-as-hell dude we rebound with after that worthless, hung, thug breaks our hearts.

This is an outrage! Outrage!!

Cher: she is talking about going to See’s Candies, which is clearly her fave, because she knows a lady who’s been there 16 years. But a man who’s only been there 2.5 years is already the manager.