Step up Taylor and be the Will Rogers of our generation - he gave 50% of his pretax income to charity! They used to say that when a natural disaster happened, Will showed up before the Red Cross, and he always did tons of benefits for charity too. C’mon Taylor!

I feel like even prince would laugh at this. man i wish he was still alive... signed resident of minneapolis sobbing

“Arsenio Hall (AKA Prince’s and Eddie Murphy’s bitch).”

Am I the only one who always has to take a moment to differentiate Danny Ocean from Billy Ocean?

I’ve decided it’s Kanye because that’s what I want to believe. His outfit was so bad.

My money is on Kanye. He reeks of “too artsy to have fun.”

B

+1 Hanging Chad

However you feel about it, it’s sort of refreshing to see Republicans trying to disenfranchise their own supporters for a change.

As much as he talks about poop, Drew secretly knows things. It’s pretty weird.

I am waiting for DASHCAM to get a proper televisual home. An entertainment block of one hour of DASHCAM: RUSSIA & WORLDSTARHIPHOP would be perfect.

Except the ACA was and is overwhelmingly popular. It was Obama’s central platform in 08 before the Neo-Cons drove the world economy over a cliff. And guess what, Obama won. Twice.

and, ps, just so we’re clear, Im talking about Will’s article, not Drew’s. Another commenter pointed it out, but when a guy known for making fun of BIG (insert area here) has a better concept of politics than a guy getting paid the mucho dinero for writing about it does, something is amiss.

Honestly, you should get points if you even manage to make it to the halfway point of this turd of an article. Yes, lets make a guy lose all 50 states so we can prove our party is still pure. Forget that when the primaries are done, 11 Million people will have voted for the guy. I feel like 20 years from now, Trump’s…

Whoa bruh, 4 fucking deaths, that’s like half a toddler shooting spree here in the great land of Republican Murrica.

BENGHAZI BINGO

republicans in 2002: EXPORT DEMOCRACY EVERYWHERE

When a dick-joke specialist has a better grasp on politics and the problems facing America then someone who is (incorrectly) considered an worthy and credible source on the subject,you have reached peak intellectual bankruptcy.

This would be a great paragraph if it were from The Onion.

“A convention’s sovereign duty is to choose a plausible nominee who has a reasonable chance to win, not to passively affirm the will of a mere plurality of voters recorded episodically in a protracted process.”