Oh that’s awful!!!

and *despite* the movie being so awesome - all those bad vibes trip you up so much, you forget to have contempt for their crappy taste?

@Guillermo: One of the worst feelings is when you’re the one who picked the movie and everybody is obviously hating it. Sighing and squirming and giving you in the dark side eye.

I wish my job was to see how many cheese puffs I could fit in my mouth.

Amy Schumer is incredibly generous, which makes me love her more. On another note, my friend was in a box seat on that same night (Saturday) and was sitting next to Prince. No word on how much Prince tips.

If the original bill was only $77, they must have split two cocktails among them. Seriously, I paid $42 for a gin and tonic at intermission at The Producers (prices weren’t posted, or maybe they were and I didn’t see them).

Hey, remember when Marilyn Manson was TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS?

We all have our weird peeves, but that one... I don’t know what the hell is wrong with him.

See y’all on Wonkette.com and The Toast? That, or I’ll have to spend my workdays doing my job or reading books or whatever.

I just mentioned my favorite tweet of hers: Carry a bag of peas. Leave a pea wherever you go.

Yes, Yoko. We all pee.

Flea really would be better off spending time with his bees than hanging out with that tedious little shit Elgort. (Of course, when you’ve been in a band with Anthony Kiedis for over 30 years, you’ve presumably developed a very high tolerance for tedious little shits.)

The day you make fun of people for calling it “mac and cheese” (because ‘mac’ is much easier for children to say than ‘macaroni’ and some things just stick) is the day you become even more of an asshole than you already were.

Goodness, Chaz looks so much like Sonny in that picture.

I would be so happy if she stopped center parting her hair so severely all the time.

I feel like Ploom is the celebrity couple equivalent of in-laws. In theory, they shouldn’t be that annoying, and yet, here we are.

Jenna Fischer just broke my heart.

The Town 2: TOWN HAHDAH

What?

Yeah, Zeus is an asshole. I’m surprised there aren’t more hedge funds named after him.