Does he have safety pins in his ear? What the fuck. You are not a punk rocker in the 70's. Get out of here.

If you have to tell people you don’t smell bad, you fucking smell bad.

Completely agreed. And I also hope that she realizes the class (and celeb) privilege that is shielding her from the kind of struggles most trans people in the US have to deal with.

Caitlyn Jenner SHOULD get more shit for her beliefs than her gender identity, since her beliefs are stupid, and she had basically nothing to do with being trans. So, yay, if that’s the way it’s going down for her.

Good. Discrimination is:

Too many white dudes talking about how they know the most authentic taco place while complaining about how their neighbors in Holly (who have lived on that block for forty years) are ruining their property values.

In the interest of saving SF and Austin, may I welcome all these tech bros to the golf course they'll eventually retire in anyway: Phoenix, AZ. Seriously. A lot of people here (particularly the older crowd) are pretty much that guy already (some money, no taste beyond "trendy," Libertarian), but we're so spread out…

The idea that successfully holding down a job and making rent entitles you to complete freedom from perceiving the unhappiness of others is so breathtakingly narcissistic.

“I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”

I'm on board. I mean the dude was so young and in such good shape. Like where even was Obama that night? Does he have an alibi?

I support the legalization of weed, but people like this guy are only preventing that from happening.

At first I thought that said a “walking choking lizard” and I immediately thought, well that’s a good description. I’m not sure if the lizard is doing the choking or being choked but I think the latter.

You really have to respect that Steven Tyler just wanders around like that. I mean, he's a walking choking hazard, but he's committed to his brand.

As a penis- haver, I’m going out on a limb (or a baby’s arm clutching an apple, as it were) and say that is not a real dick.

And I think Yolanda is dating Lyme disease to raise her profile. So what, Yo?

Heaven for the weather.

Exactly. You don’t want to have an abortion? Totally fine with me. Hence the choice. Think my uterus should be regulated by the government? Fuck off.

You can be feminist and “pro-life”, if you’re pro-minding your own fucking business.

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