stoneyowl
StoneyOwl
stoneyowl

(Seriously though Candice Cameron deserves to live on a planet without dogs.)

How about...this bitch:

83% at its zenith in the 1960s. It’s steadily going down, some places it’s less than half.

Incoming MRA whining about how male circumcision is so much worse in 3... 2... 1...

Nothing to do with religion? Get fucking serious, please. My god.

For him, women must be dolls that he can mold into such unnaturally idealized shapes that he can preen by showing the world that he owns them, his artworks. He can’t stand it that Amber Rose is so gorgeous and strong and has no respect for him despite — or rather, because of — knowing him so well. So insecure.

Same. I was a Kanye apologist for a long time (and I really do think he is talented) but between him slut-shaming his ex-girlfriend and now defending a serial rapist....I’m out.

Kim and Kanye: She’s Ridic and he’s a Dick.

Regarding the “barter question.”

You should not have a friend who is so picky that finding a bay leaf in their soup would freak them out.

So, we’re just gonna ignore Drew’s admission that he’s fucked a foodstuff?

Bill should just make eggs for the whole family. It’s the 2010s, man.

Thanks, Drew.
I love internet reading internet commenting.
I will seriously spend a half hour going down through all the random shit people say on some political story or a Jay Z video and imagine their lives or random stories that got them there.
Youtube is the best because the people are the most unselfconsciously

You misunderstood her. She wants to perform for boss-ass brutal dictators for millions.

More life coaching? No one can coach the stupid out of you bruh. It’s not like you’re trying out a new leadership position or learning to speak in public.

Nicki and Meek’s thing is so weird to me. She keeps going on about the kind of boss-ass men she wants in her life and then she ends with a guy she will now literally babysit, who has the vocabulary and mentality of a teenager. He must be super charming behind closed doors cos...

As much as I’d like a women president just so that society could start getting over seeing a women in charge as a threat, I appreciate that we should elect the best option, not the only option.

I have a number of female friends who’ve expressed that they sense an uptick in this kind of activity in the past few weeks. We might need to come up with a clever name for generally-female Clinton supporters who dog other females for not supporting her on the basis of gender.