Can we just agree that Hollywood essentially functions like a straight, white man’s little fantasy world. Where the men don’t have to become irrelevant with age and can be whoever they want, the black men can be the sidekicks, the white women (and some pale latina women) can be the girlfriends, the wives, and the…

Here in Texas queso is it’s own thing. It is sacred and special. Queso becomes more of a dip when you can put other things in it (like guacamole, chorizo, or fajita/taco meat) and eat it with chips/tortillas. Without the addition of stuff, it can be used to top burgers, nachos, hot dogs, flautas, chimichangas, etc. I…

I’ve actually heard both “guacamole dip” and “salsa dip” because The South.

Why you got to start trouble?

Two hotdogs are a meal, one hotdog is a fight at the cookout.

kate, you’re one of my favorites when you aren’t so so wrong.

but where is Bacon?

Well I’m sure she’s had maintenance performed on em.

Take that stick out of your ass Piers. Please and thank you.

Dear 2016;

Such a stunning photo of Maurice White.

Yes! and I disagree slightly with Madeline on seat rests. The end people have full seat rests on either side so they should allow the middle person both middle seat rests. I have been on too many flights with a man on either side of me taking both seat rests while I scrunch into the middle, miserable. Lately I have…

I do this too, but I get pissed off that I HAVE to do it. So I will spend the whole flight pressed up against some sweaty stranger hating them the entire time.

You are a modern warrior saint and I love you.

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

This is a good one. Leave your shoes on people. Please. Also, stop reading/watching over my shoulder. It’s weird and intrusive.

A plane is not your living room.

I don't understand why the Youngs use the clover emoji.