I feel so gross that I had to read that line twice (thrice including your comment).

As far as Khloe’s father I’m going with the hairdresser Kris was also sleeping with.

“I photobombed the entire shoot and nobody noticed”

“I’m just basically your average everyday Jewish mother.”

I don’t know what the fuck Michael Jackson thought he was watching, because Prince doesn’t mess up. Prince is magical and Michael was obviously insane.

Maybe he saw on Jez that Kris was on her way over.

Yikes. This is a country we’ve either sucked up to and/or looked the other way from for FAR too long.

This is not a baby step. It’s propaganda, it’s a mirage. Saudi will still be Saudi, funneling cocaine and meth money to ISIS, handing school children textbooks that depict Jews as rabid Pigs, beheading Indonesian maids for practicing “witchcraft”and walking the streets bashing women for the audacity to show ankle or a…

Obviously this is much better than them not voting before, but my god am I happy I was not born a Saudi woman.

I used to work in PR and once my boss found me at a party - this was before cell phones, I have no frigging idea how she did it - and told me Winona was in town for 2 nights and desperately needed nail polish, and was freaking out because she didn’t know what to get or where to get it, and could I get some for her,…

I hope she has a career resurgence. Shoplifting is minor considering what some megastars do.

Excuse me, I need to go watch Heathers again RIGHT NOW.

Yeah, I don’t know. Katie clearly had some very serious shit on him, so who knows what that custody agreement looks like.

Josh Hartnett’s late-’90s hair was ... somethin’, wasn’t it?

NEVER FORGET!

THIS IS SOME OF YOUR BEST WORK BOBBY.

Also, he likely has a legal right to see Suri, and if he wanted to, Katie Holmes couldn’t do a damn thing to stop him. If he hasn’t seen her for two years, that’s on him.

I went to a screening of By The Sea with a friend who had free tickets and I STILL regretted it. It was so pretentious and so hilariously overacted. The French are actually good at the whole bourgie ennui and terrible marriages and the “European palette” thing.

It’s very subtle and European in its cadence, and its palette.

Not going to feel much pity for Cruise. He clearly took his children with Nicole Kidman away from her. Whether he’s not seeing Suri because Katie is a Suppresive Person or because Katie opposes his religion, it’s a taste of his own medicine. Either way, he has clearly prioritized his cult over his family.