She’s LOVELY. What a sweetheart.

I’d never heard of it, but considering the current anti-media sentiment being perpetuated by Republican morons, it seems like reminding news people that they have a fucking job to do—no matter what the targets of their scrutiny think—is pretty necessary.

Oh my god the Clooney dog is AMAZING. I want to squish it and cuddle it and give it so many slobbery kisssssssses. PWECIOUS WITTLE BABBBBBY.

YES! You think so, too? While we’re at it, Dublin Airport is THE WORST.

A few months back, Open Carry Texas posted this brilliant exchange, wherein the leader of OCT screamed that he felt“threatened” when confronted with an officer holding an AR-15, despite him open carrying one himself. The cognitive dissonance and persecution complex necessary here is astounding.

Look out when these gun idiots feel threatened. They can get away with anything if they’re a lil bit scared.

The only thing I use Yahoo for is my email that i’ve had since around 1995-96. It was my first online account and I hate to get rid of it because I have a lot of stuff that goes there. But aside from that I have no use for most of the rest of Yahoo’s “service”.

Twigert, duh.

i felt sad for Brit when i read that.

lets be real here

How many Grammys does Justin Bieber have? How many does Adele have? Take a seat, maple syrup.

Apology not accepted Beibs. Be less of a dickbag. Keep going.

Leah Remini is a total badass. She’s got ovaries of steel to speak out like that. Kirstie Alley coming out and calling her a bigot has ruined her forever for me.

Why? Really? She's a health care worker who treats a suffering population on another continent. She took necessary precautions, her organization (which has more medical experience than Christie and probably than you) says she was never a risk or exposed, she was tested to verify this, and even if she were somehow in…

Hey my cats went to NYU and took law classes! They got purrrfect grades, too.

You are a marvel. A living embodiment of the triumph of mouth over brain. It’s not every day you encounter someone entirely unfettered by five thousand years of rational human enquiry, but here you are. Impressive work. You’re an inspiration to the witless everywhere.

Excuse me, she took LAW CLASSES ok?

I’ll go ahead and call you a BAD PERSON for looking at this fucked up situation and thinking the appropriate response is for Khloe to call up her lawyers and pull back the paperwork they’ve already submitted in order to turn this shitshow into a contested divorce premised on a sense of grievous injustice that Lamar…

Excellent argument, Counselor. Those “law classes” really paying off!

I want Kate Hudson’s arms so.damn.bad. I was not blessed with great arms. Even as a super skinny person, my arms were big. It’s the weirdest fucking thing. I WANT HER FUCKING ARMS