a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

I don’t know anything about this girl other then what Jezebel tells me. She is a baby. She seems to like ponytails. I think i saw her dressed as a cat? She licks donuts. She is a baby. She is sometimes carried like a baby. This is all i know.

Always amazes me when people still worship sports heroes, especially the NFL.

Yeah. I’m pretty uncomfortable agreeing with Tom Brady. Not sure that it isn’t a trap.

You know what focus groups said after the debate?

Does running make you have to shit?

Don’t be so sure. I don’t think the GOP will ever run Trump - in all likelihood, it will be Bush, who is far more conservative than independents. Even if they’re right-leaning independents, their viewpoints are likely closer to Sanders than to Trump. He’s had bipartisan support from Vermont for a long time now, too.

I feel like Yoko must be constantly high.

If everybody that thought that and said that would turn around and vote for Bernie and ask five other people to vote for Bernie, then things could change. The change starts with you. Then Bernie. #FEELTHEBERN

Okay but also bike lanes should be banned in general because cyclists should be banned because they never FUCKING FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE GODDAMN ROAD YOU CANNOT RUN A FUCKING STOP SIGN I AM IN A GIANT METAL TWO TON CYCLIST KILLING MACHINE YOU GODDAMN MORONS

Indeed.

I went to the 1989 world tour this week (in Des Moines, woohoo). I'm not a big TS fan, I like her well enough, but that concert was THE SHIT. No joke, it was legit. Being a 30 year old dude among MANY pre-teen girls was a little weird, but the show was worth it.

bc she’s actually in love with Karlie Kloss

I don’t know... she already used Shake it Off...

You would think Arken’s dick pissed in your cornflakes or something

I think that’s police code for being an insufferable asshole while drunk.

Carly Fiorina has a pathological problem with the truth. She claims she was a fantastic leader for HP and helped to secure the brand. That’s her “truth”. The reality is: The morning it was announced she was forced out as CEO, the stock shot up 7.9% and hit over 12% later in the day, the single largest gain in company…

“People are just upset and angry and throwing her under the bus.,” he said. “If we didn’t win, why do you deserve to get paid? If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”